Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Now I know that alot of people think that the chicken crossed the road for personal gain and self revalation or whatever else… But the real reason is simple. So ask yourself Why did the chicken cross the road? And realize that the only true answer to the question is this. To prove to the armadillo that it could be done.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a pickle with a female deer? A: A Dill Doe
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Q: what do you get when you cross a raindeer and a dill pickle? A: a dilldoe
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Dave Hansen buys some camping gear at Wal-Mart, places his purchases on the checkout counter, and offers his new Visa card to the pretty blonde clerk. She dilligently inspects the card and says “I’m sorry, Sir, you haven’t signed your card. I can’t accept it until it’s signed.” Dave takes out his pen, signs the card, and returns it to the pretty blonde ‘associate’. She smiles cheerfully, rings up the sale, and passes the Visa slip to Dave for his…
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Two delicate flowers of Southern womanhood were conversing on the porch swing of a large white-pillared mansion. The first woman said, “When my first child was born, my husband built this beautiful mansion for me.” The second woman commented, “Well, isn’t that nice.” The first woman continued “When my second child was born, my husband bought me that fine Cadillac automobile you see parked in the drive.” Again, the comment, “Well, isn’t that nice.” The first boasted, “Then, when my…
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A joke told about my father, Officer Harold Padgett, who was a traffic cop at the time…… George had just gotten a brand new ten speed bike when he got the notion in his head that he was going to ride his new bike across the state. George hopped on his bike and peddled away toward this new adventure. Twenty miles down the road, George is huffing and puffing all the peddling, so he pulls into a gas to take…
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The woman in the bar noticed the man’s zipper was unzipped. She told him his garage door was open. So smarty pants said, zipping up, “Did you notice that long red Cadillac in my garage?” And she replied, “No, but I noticed the little Volkswagen with two flat tires.”
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ACURA -Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile AMC -All Makes Combined AMC -A Major Cost AMC -A Mutated Car AMC -A Moron’s Car AMC -Another Major Catastrophe AUDI -Accelerates Under Demonic Influence AUDI -All Unsafe Designs Implemented AUDI -Another Ugly Duetsche Invention AUDI -Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence AUDI -Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. BMW -Babbling Mechanical Wench BMW -Beastly Monsterous Wonder BMW -Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels BMW -Beautiful Mechanical Wonder BMW -Barely Moving Wreck BMW -Big Money Waste BMW -Big Money. Why?…
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Q: What`s the difference between a cheerleader and a cadillac? A: Not everyone’s been inside of a cadillac!
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A man and his wife were driving through Arkansas on his way from New York to California. Looking at his fuel gauge, he decides to stop at the next gasoline station and fill up. About 15 minutes later, he spots a Shell station and pulls over to the high octane pump. “What can I do fer ya’ll?” asks the attendant. “Fill her up with high test,” replies the driver. While the attendant is filling up the tank, he’s looking the…
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