Diaphragm Jokes

Blonde newlywed

A week after their marriage, these newlyweds paid a visit to their doctor. “I can’t figure it out Doctor, my testicles are turning purple!?.” The doctor examined him and confirmed the unusual condition. He asked the wife (a blonde, of course), “Are you using the diaphragm I prescribed?” “Yes.” she replied. “And what kind of jelly are you using?” the doctor then asked. “Grape.” she said.

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INNER SKELETON A 63 year old widow was admitted to hospital in Recife, Brazil, suffering abdominal pains. X-rays showed that she was carrying a 20 inch long skeleton of a fetus which she conceived a decade earlier. It had become lodged outside the womb and was never expelled from her body. FEMALE SOFA A 500 lb. woman from Illinois was examined in the hospital. During the examination, an asthma inhaler fell from under her armpit, a dime was found under…

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