Cheese Sandwich
A guy walks into a bar and notices a sign hanging over the mirror. The sign reads: Bottle of Beer $ 2.00 Cheese Sandwich $ 3.00 Hand Job $10.00 He looks around and notices a beautiful blonde behind the counter and he calls her over. “Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?” She lowers her eyelids and purrs a response, “Why, yes sir, I am.” “Well then wash your damn hands, I want a cheese sandwich!”


