Crossing the border Jokes

Border Crossing 2

One day at the border the border guards noticed a huge group of mexicans that were crossing the border in pairs. The guards went down to investigate and asked one man what was going on here. The man said,” Well that sign says (NO TRESpassing)”

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Border Crossing

A Mexican is trying to cross the border to America when a border guard stops him. The border guard says to the Mexican that before he can cross he has to make a sentence for every word that the border guard gives him. The border guard tells him that he has to use the words green, pink, and yellow. The Mexican agrees and says, “Ok I’m ready.” The border guard says,”Ok go ahead.” The Mexican says,” The telephone goes green…

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Loser Laws

NEW YORK It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun. The penalty for jumping off a building is death. NEW JERSEY You cannot pump your own gas. All gas stations are full service only. In Ocean City, it is against the law to slurp your soup at a restaurant. CALIFORNIA It is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license. Women may not drive in a house coat. FLORIDA It is illegal to…

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