2 your mama jokes
your mama is so stupid she took toilet paper to a crap game. your mama is so stupid she went to Dr. Dre for a pap smear.
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50 Fun Things to Do in a Mall
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Top 15 Vampire Complaints
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Great to be a Guy
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What Men Really Mean
“I’m going fishing.” Really means… “I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.” “Let’s take your car.” Really means…. “Mine is full of beer cans, burger wrappers and completely out of gas.” “Woman driver.” Really means…. “Someone who doesn’t speed, tailgate, swear, make obscene gestures and has a better driving record than me.” “I don’t care what color you paint the kitchen.”…
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