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Spelling in school…

After the grade-school class comes back inside, the teacher asks Alice, “What did you do at recess?” Alice says, “I played in the sandbox.” “That’s nice,” the teacher says. “If you can go to the blackboard and write ‘sand’ correctly, I’ll give you a fresh-baked cookie.” Alice does, and she gets a cookie. Then the teacher asks Billy what he did at recess. Billy says, “I played in the sandbox with Alice.” The teacher says, “Good. If you can write…

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Revenge is sweet

In case your frustration level rises today, this is for everyone who occasionally has a really bad day when you just need to take it out on someone: I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a telephone call that I had to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely saying, “Hello?” I politely said, “This is Patrick Hanifin and may I please speak to Robin Carter?” Suddenly the phone was slammed down on…

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The meaning of Easter

Three blondes have died and went up to talk to St. Peter. St. Peter says,”You can’t enter these pearly gates unless you answer my question correctly. What is Easter?” The first blonde says, “It’s that holiday in October when you thank people and stuff.” St. Peter is a little annoyed by this answer and sends her to Hell. The second one says,” It’s that holiday in February when you have that big tree and stuff.” St. Peter was really annoyed…

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