Corporal Jokes

A career military man, who had retired as a corporal, was telling the younger men how he handled officers during his 20 years of service. “It didn’t matter a hoot if he was a Major General, an Admiral, or the Commander-in-Chief. I always told those guys exactly where to get off.” “Wow! You musta been something!” the admiring young soldiers remarked. “What was your job in the service?” “Elevator operator at the Pentagon.”

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Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but needed change for a dollar. He saw Private Duncan mopping the base’s corridor floors and asked him, “Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?” Private Duncan replied, “Sure.” The Corporal turned red, and said, “That’s no way to address a superior office! Now let’s try it again. ‘Private, do you have change for a dollar?’” Private Duncan replied, “No, SIR!”

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