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Religious

Dihydrogen Monoxide

A freshman at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to the alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical “dihydrogen monoxide.” The petition stated the following: 1. It can cause excessive sweating and vomiting. 2. It is…

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Yo Mama

Whole Lotta Yo Mama

SO BIG Yo mama’s so big, that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step. Yo mama’s so big, her belly button’s got an echo. Yo mama’s so big, she can’t wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back. Yo mama’s so big, she rollerskates on busses. Yo mama’s so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers. Yo mama’s so big, she uses a jungle gym for a walker. Yo mama’s so big, she uses bowling…

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Heaven

The Hole in the Wall

St Peter and Satan met at the wall separating heaven from hell as someone had made a huge hole in the wall. St Peter told Satan that someone from hell must have made the hole, as surely NO ONE from heaven would be trying to get into hell. Satan replied that St Peter was jumping to conclusions, as St Peter had not seen who made the hole. However, Satan, being generous, offered to pay for half the cost of repairing…

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