The Octopus
A guy walks into a bar with his pet octopus under his arm. The bar is halving a “folk music” night, so most people have brought along their musical instruments. The guy with the octopus makes an announcement, “I bet $200 my octopus can play ANY musical instrument you offer him!” Straight away, this guy walks up with an acoustic guitar and hands it to the octopus. The octopus grabs the guitar and rips into a flawless display of Flamenco…

