Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Mary Poppins was traveling home, but due to inclement weather she decided to top at a nice hotel for the night. She approached the front desk and requested a room. “Certainly, Madam”, the clerk replied. “Is the coffee shop still open?” she asked. “No, Madam, I’m sorry,” he replied, “but room service is available all night. Would you care to select dinner from this menu?” Mary graciously scanned the menu. “Yes, I think the cauliflower with cheese would be fine,…
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A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was playing with extra-ordinary skill. “That is a very smart dog,” the man commented. “He’s really not so smart,” said one of the players. “Every time he gets a good hand . . . he wags his tail!”
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Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on his Saturday afternoon poker game with friends and relatives. The father tried every way possible to get Johnny to occupy himself… television, ice cream, homework, video games… but the youngster insisted on running back and forth behind the players and calling out the cards they held. The other players became so annoyed that they threatened to quit the game and all go home. At this point,…
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A magazine recently ran a “Dilbert quotes” contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real life managers. Here are the Top 12 finalists: 1. As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday and employees will receive their cards in two weeks.(This was the winning quote from Fred Dales at Microsoft Corp. in Redmond, WA.) 2. What I need is a list of…
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I think a Democrat must have made up the Florida Election Ballots. Of course, we must understand the Democrats court the minorities who can’t read, write, think, or punch a hole at the end of an arrow. As for the seniors, it bothers me that they had a problem, because they have no problems when it comes to playing 15 bingo cards at a time. By the way, that Bill Daily is a beaut — he comes from Chicago where…
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