Comedy Jokes

frans bauwer komt bij de dokter en zegt tegen hem ik denk dat ik aids heb zegt de dokter : dat hoor ik liever dan je laaste c.d. ******************************************************** *** Comedy.Com’s Really Loose Translation from Dutch *** ******************************************************** Frans Bauer comes to the Doctor and says to him. Doctor, “I think I have AIDS” The Doctor says, Well that sounds better than your last Communicable Disease!

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Somebody Translate this one!!! I’ve just gotta know! (comedy.com management) temel ispanya’da bir lokantaya gitmis:bana g?n?n en ozel yemegini getirin demis.garson getirmis. temel: “ben bunu cok begendim da bu ne etidir?”demis. garson: “boga guresinde yenilen bogan?n etidir.”demis temel bi hafta sonra yine gitmis ama bu sefer begenmemis: “ha gecenki daha guzeldi bunun tadi niye farkli?” garson: “her zaman yenilen boga olmuyor.”demis…..ehuehuehueueu

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1. Connection – Heh… what connection? 2. Complicated – Once you finally connect to the Internet (see #1), the thing that they don’t tell you when you get the Internet is how impossible it is to use if you have never used it before. They all think it is sooo easy, and I probably would think it was easy too if I programmed it. If you are dedicated enough to actually try to figure it out, that is close to…

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Although the today’s joke was submitted “anonymously”, we at Comedy.com suspect that Bill O’Riely may have submitted it. If so, thanks Bill! Two boys in Boston were playing baseball when one of them was attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy ripped a board off of a nearby fence, wedged it into the dog’s collar and twisted it, breaking the dog’s neck. A newspaper reporter from the Boston Herald witnessed the incident and rushed over to interview…

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