Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Comedian Jack Benny was very proud of the fact that a school in his home town of Waukegan, Illinois was named after him. He made a point of visiting it and speaking to the children whenever he was in the neighborhood. Some years after the school was opened, Benny found himself addressing a class of twelve-year-olds. His speech over, he asked if there were any questions. One little boy immediately put up his hand. “Mr. Benny,” he asked, “why did…
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A boy and his classmates arrive at school on Monday. Their teacher tells them that every Friday he will ask the class a question on what they have been learning, and that whoever answers it correctly will not have to go to school until Tuesday. With this, the boy decides for the first week to see how hard the question is. On Friday, the teacher asks the class, “How much water is in the Atlantic Ocean?” The boy thinks to…
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The late comedian Redd Foxx used to tell the story about the time he and his wife were having problems, due to his career. His bride felt that he wasn’t really interested in her activities outside the home, so he went to a psychologist for some advice. After hearing his story, the doctor said, “Show some interest in what SHE likes. Find out what she enjoys MOST, and enthusiastically pursue it as YOUR avocation, too!” Redd promised that he would.…
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Q: What did the notorious cannibal Hannibal Lecter do when he entered an “eat-all-you-can” restaurant? A: He had two waiters, one busboy and half a maitre’d. Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? A: He wiped his butt. Q: What did the cannibal say when he first saw a skating rink? A: “What do you know … People on the rocks!” Q: Why do cannibals avoid eating stand-up comedians? A: Because they taste funny. Q: Why…
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Danish born comedian and pianist Victor Borge had just completed the purchase of a chicken farm. “Do you know anything about breeding chickens?” asked a friend, astonished to learn of this new acquisition. “No,” replied Borge, “but the chickens do.”
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