Clinton al Jokes

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His baloney has a first name, It’s “I did not in-hale.” His baloney has a second name, “I wasn’t getting tail.” He loves to sing it every day, The White House people all just saaaaaaay, That Billy Clinton has a way, Of making bullshit sound OKAY!

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Mr Starr: I am Starr. Starr I are. I’m a brilliant barri-star. I’m here to ask, as you’ll soon see, Did you grope Miss Lew-in-sky? Did you grope her in your house? Did you grope beneath her blouse? Did she give you gifts and ties? Were you spied by prying eyes? Mr Clinton: I did not do that here or there! I did not do that anywhere! I did not do that in a chair! I went not near her…

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Americans who feel bad about the state of the presidency do not fret. We have come full circle, back to the glory days of the great American Presidents. In just 35 short years we have gone from “Kennedy and Camelot to Clinton and Came-alot”

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Now let’s see here if I understand all this correctly… President Clinton has ordered our forces to engage an entrenched, politically motivated enemy, backed by the Russians, on their home ground, in a foreign civil war, in difficult terrain, with limited military objectives, bombing restrictions, boundary and operational restrictions, queasy allies, far across the ocean, with uncertain goals, without prior consultation with Congress, the potential for escalation, while limiting the forces at his disposal, and the majority of Americans opposed…

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One day, President Clinton calls up the White House’s interior decorator and angrily complains, “My daughter Chelsea says she has the ugliest room in the White House. I want you to do something about this right now. I don’t want the little darling to be this upset. “Yes, Mr. President, ” says the interior decorator. “I will take down all those mirrors right away.”

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Ted Kennedy approached President Clinton after hearing his address to the nation and said, “Mr. President, I just want you to know that if there’s anything I can do to help, anything at all, just ask.” Clinton replied, “Could you drive Monica home?”

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Q: Do you know why Chelsea Clinton is an only child??? A: Monica swallowed the others.

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