Cinderella Jokes

Cinderella was excited that she had bought a new magical mirror. She hung the mirror on the door and chanted, “Mirror, mirror, on the door, make my bust a 44”. All of a sudden, Cinderella had these huge breasts and she was delighted. Sometime later, her Prince came by and noticed her new magical mirror. The Prince thought that he too would give the new magical mirror a try. The Prince then chanted, “Mirror, mirror, on the door, make my…

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One day Hercules, Cinderella, and Quasimodo all met togather and decided to have a picnic. Hercules stands and says, “I’m the strongest man in the world!” Cinderella stands and says, “Well I’m the prettiest woman in the world!” Quasimodo says, “I’m the ugliest in all the land!” So they decided to go home that night and pray to the gods and ask if all of this was true, and said they would meet the next day. Hercules arrives and says,…

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