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Could Things Get Worse?

The following is taken from a Florida newspaper: A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the house in the kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle and somehow, the motorcycle slipped into gear. The man, still holding the handlebars, was dragged through a glass patio door and along with the motorcycle dumped onto the floor inside the house. The wife, hearing the crash, ran into the dining room, and…

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You Can Buy ‘Em, but You Can’t Smoke ‘Em

A guy walks into a gas station and buys a pack of cigarettes. He pulls one out and starts smoking it. The cashier says, “Excuse me, Sir, but you can’t smoke in here.” The guy says, “Don’t you think it’s kinda dumb that I can BUY them here but can’t SMOKE then here?” And cashier quickly replies, “Not at all . . . we also sell condoms and toilet paper here.”

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