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New AKC Breeds

The American Kennel club has decided to recognize these new breeds of Dogs that are the result of cross breeding Collie + Lhaso Apso: Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport. Spitz + Chow Chow: Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot. Bloodhound + Borzoi: Bloody Bore, a dog that’s not much fun. Pointer + Setter: Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet. Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier: Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries. Pekingese + Lhaso Apso:…

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