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Sweden Declares War on Smartphones in Schools, Plans Mass Confiscation by 2026

Sweden is officially declaring war on the pocket-sized digital overlords known as smartphones in schools, with plans for a nationwide mobile phone ban to kick in by autumn 2026. ? Prepare for a technological disarmament! From the next academic year, it will be compulsory for all Swedish schools and even after-school clubs to embark on a grand mission: collecting students’ phones and holding them hostage until the final bell rings. Imagine the scene: a horde of grumpy teenagers begrudgingly surrendering…

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Lifestyle Choice

“You’re in incredibly fine condition,” the doctor concluded, after finishing a thorough physical exam. “How old did you say you were, Sir?” “Seventy-eight.” “Seventy-eight! Why, you have the health of a sixty-year-old. What’s your secret?” “I guess, Doc, it’s due to a pact the wife and I made when we got married. She promised that if she was ever about to lose her temper, she’d stay in the kitchen ’til she cooled off. And I pledged that when I got…

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Pork Chops Competition

A woman goes into a meat market and asks the butcher why his pork chops are 99 cents a pound, when the guy across the street is selling his for 89 cents? The butcher says, “Well, then, why don’t you go over there and buy his?” The lady customer says, “Well, he don’t have any. The butcher says, “Well, that’s nothing. When I don’t have ANY, I sell mine for only 79 cents!”

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Charm School

Two delicate flowers of Southern womanhood were conversing on the porch swing of a large white-pillared mansion. The first woman said, “When my first child was born, my husband built this beautiful mansion for me.” The second woman commented, “Well, isn’t that nice.” The first woman continued “When my second child was born, my husband bought me that fine Cadillac automobile you see parked in the drive.” Again, the comment, “Well, isn’t that nice.” The first boasted, “Then, when my…

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3 Little Indians Go To School

When the new school year started, the history teacher was so excited because there were three little American Indian boys in her class. She was beside herself with excitement. So she asked the first little Indian boy to stand up and tell the class what tribe he was from and how he knew this. The little boy stood up and proudly threw out his chest. Then he took his fist and hit it on his chest. He said in a…

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Little Johnny at school

A primary school teacher decided to see how many of the city kids knew what sounds farm animals made. She asked the kids to put up their hands if they knew the correct sound. “Who knows what sound a cow makes?” she asked. Cindie put her hand up and said “Moooo!” “Very good,” replied the teacher, “What sound do sheep make?” “Baaa,” answered Jimmy She continues like this for a while. Then she asked, “What sound does a pig make?”…

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rival schools

My classmate and I come from 2 rival secondary schools. Ever since he knew from what high school I came from, he didn’t stop pestering me about how his school was better than mine. One day, at the Boy’s C.R. with other classmates, I saw him piss and he did not wash his hands. I said, “When I was in high school, we always washed our hands after taking a leak”. Caught red-handed and without any good reason, he said,…

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