Chinese mothers Jokes

points to ponder

these are some different points to ponder: 1. I still miss my ex….but my aim is getting better 2. I want to die asleep like my grandfather….not screaming like the passengers in his car. 3. If women can have pms, men can have espn. 4. If American mothers feed their children with small forks and knives, what do Chinese mothers use….perhaps toothpicks?? 5. 5 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions.

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Some ‘Deep’ Thoughts

* A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station… * If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with “quit while you’re ahead”? * I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me. They’re cramming for their “finals”. * I thought about how mothers feed their…

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Kosher Jokes

1) What did the waiter ask the group of dining Jewish mothers? “Is ANYTHING all right?” 2) Where does a Jewish husband hide money from his wife? Under the vacuum cleaner. 3) How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb? (Sigh) Don’t bother, I’ll sit in the dark, I don’t want to be a nuisance to anybody. 4) Sam Levy was driving down the road, gets pulled over by a policeman. Walking up to Sam’s car,…

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