Chicks Jokes - page 2

A horse and a chicken became very good friends on a large South Dakota ranch. One day, the horse and the chicken went for a walk and all of a sudden the horse found himself stuck in a good size mud hole and could not free himself. So he told the chicken to run back to the barn and get the farmer because he was begining to sink. So the chicken ran back to the farm but could not find…

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Once upon a midnight dreary, while I websurfed, weak and weary, Over many a strange and spurious site of “hot chicks galore,” As I clicked my fav’rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, And, of course, I was now mourning; mourning for my lost amour, “Tis not possible!” I stuttered, “Give me back my cheap hardcore!” Quote the server, “404.”

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There’s a new drug out for men that promises to grow hair..only problem is that it does have an unfortunate side effect…reduced libido.. So let’s see..Men take this drug to make themselves more attractive to chicks… They are faced with the age old problem..grow hair and be LIMPY..or remain bald and never be SHRIMPY… It boils down to a simple fact..Gentlemen…It’s HEADS or TAILS !!

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