Check stub Jokes

“Hey, You! Pull over!” shouted the traffic cop. Betty complied, and the next day the judge fine her fifty dollars. She went home in great anxiety lest her husband, who always examined her checkbook, should learn of the incident. Then inspiration struck, and she marked the check stub, “One pullover, $50.”

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A young woman was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked individuality and besides that, every other girl in the office had one. She fancied something a bit more individual, perhaps an MG convertible. That week she visited her local car dealer and spied a beautiful Jaguar XK140 convertible. It was wonderfully restored and she fell in love with its gorgeous red paint work. An empty check stub later, she was tearing down the leafy country lanes enjoying her beautiful…

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A man in an overcoat was about to board a plane when the stewardess asked to see his ticket. He opened his overcoat and flashed her. “Sorry, Sir,” she smiled, “I’m checking your ticket…not your STUB.”

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A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, “Sir, I asked to see your ticket, not your stub.”

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