Cheapskate Jokes

Mr. Cheapskate

After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. “How about some perfume?” he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50. “That’s a bit much,” said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30. “That’s still quite a bit,” Tim complained. Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny, $15 bottle. “What I mean,” said Tim, “is I’d like to see something really cheap.” So,…

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Cheapskate Airlines

A group of businessmen decided to start Cheapskate Airlines. After talking it over, they offered three classes of travel. In first class, they show a movie and serve steak and lobster. In coach class, they show slides and give you a chicken dinner. In the “NO FRILLS!” section, they pass around a picture of a peanut butter sandwich.

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