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Comparative Analysis of World Religious (and other) Philosop

Taoism: Shit Happens Confucianism: Confucius say, “Shit Happens” Buddhism: If Shit Happens, it isn’t really Shit Zen (Rinzai): What is the sound of Shit Happening? Zen (Soto): Shit just Happens Hinduism: This Shit Happened before Sikhism: Leave our Shit alone Jainism: Don’t accidentally swallow flies and Shit Islam: If Shit Happens, it is the will of Allah Nation of Islam: Don’t take no Shit! Hare Krishna: Shit Happens, Shit Happens, Rama Rama *ding ding* Agnosticism: Does Shit Happen? Atheism: No…

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NAACP Versus Religion

The NAACP sent an agent to Alabama to check the progress in integration of churches. After a few weeks of checking around, he called headquarters to file his report. “How about the Catholics?” asks his boss. “The Catholics are doing okay; they got the right idea.” “What about the Methodists?” “They’ve come a long way,” says the agent. “They’re doing just fine.” “And the Baptists?” asks the boss. “I just want to know one thing,” he says. . . “When…

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The Witty Nun

Three men once went to the most important baseball game of the season. They were disappointed to find themselves sitting directly behind three nuns as they thought they couldn’t be as rowdy as usual. To fix this problem, they decide to try to get the nuns to move. The first guy says (quite loudly), “I’m going to move to California. There are only 100 Catholics there.” The second guy catches on and states, “I’m going to move to Wisconsin. There…

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