Carrier bag Jokes

A lady was exercising her dog in the park. A scumbag on a bicycle came up behind her and grabbed the carrier bag from her hand. Pedaling furiously into the distance with his prize, he was not aware of the lady rolling on the grass in fits of laughter. Like the good citizen that she was, she had been using the plastic bag to collect her dog’s poop.

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This important woman went to Israel. When she got off the plane, she said, “Where’s my dog? Where’s the case?” The EL-AL airline people finally find the case in the baggage room. They open it up, and the dog is dead. They’re all upset; they know the woman will kill them. They go and get the manager, and they tell him the dog is dead and the woman is carrying on, waiting for her dog. “She’s shrieking, she’s complaining; she…

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