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Due to increasing products liability, beer manufacturers have accepted the Medical Association’s suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all alcoholic drink containers: Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. Warning: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a wanker. Warning: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to smash your face in.…

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Yo Mama (New Snaps)

Yo Mama so fat, she plays basketball like this: Through the Big Dipper — nothing but net. Yo Mama so hairy, when you were born you popped out with CARPET-BURNS. Yo Mama so old, when God said let there be light, she threw the firecracker.

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