Burning bush Jokes

A General was reviewing the troops as they went through their camouflage exercises… “Nice waterfall, soldier!” he said; “Great burning bush!” he said to another. As he passed an old oak tree, it jumped… “#$@%&!!” the General raged. “Get out here soldier!” When the soldier came out, the General said “You know, the lives of the company depend on absolute stillness… what the @#$% happened?!!” The soldier said, “Well sir, I didn’t flinch when the K-9 corps was marking me…

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