Bulldog Jokes

Liver and Cheese

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a doggie bar having a drink when a great-looking Golden Retriever female comes up to them and says, “Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me.” So the Doberman says, “I love liver and cheese.” The Golden Retriever says, “That’s not good enough.” The Bulldog says, “I hate liver and cheese.” The Golden Retriever says, “That’s not creative enough.” Finally, the Chihuahua says, “Liver alone…..cheese…

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New AKC Breeds

The American Kennel club has decided to recognize these new breeds of Dogs that are the result of cross breeding Collie + Lhaso Apso: Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport. Spitz + Chow Chow: Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot. Bloodhound + Borzoi: Bloody Bore, a dog that’s not much fun. Pointer + Setter: Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet. Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier: Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries. Pekingese + Lhaso Apso:…

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