Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
There were three ducks swimming and blowing bubbles in a lake. There was a sign that stated NO SWIMMING OR BLOWING BUBBLES IN THE LAKE. A policeman came by and saw the three ducks and arrested them. When they appeared in court the judge told the first duck to approach the bench and state his name. The first duck said, “My name is Duck.” The judge asked, “What are you in for?” Duck responded, “For swimming and blowing bubbles.” Judge…
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Trial date: 3 pigs are brought before a judge, and are sworn in. The judge asks the first pig… “Why are you in trouble?” The first pig replies, “I was just blowing bubbles in the mud.” He asks the second pig.. “Why are you in trouble?” The second pig replies, “I was just blowing bubbles in the mud.” Finally, he asks the third pig… “Why are you in trouble?” And the third pig replies…. “Well, I’m Bubbles!”
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Q: What do you call 4 blondes at the bottom of a swimming pool? A: Air Bubbles
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Men, the next time you go to the public toilets, you may observe one of the following types of vistors: Excitable Type: Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips pants in anger. Sociable Type: Joins pals for a piss whether he wants one or not. Timid Type: Cannot pee if anyone is watching, pretends he has been and sneaks back later. Nosy Type: Peeps over partition to have a look at the other fellow’s tool. Indifferent Type: All urinals being…
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Two prostitutes are walking on a dock when one turns to the other, “I need to make bubbles.” The other replies, “Well hang your ass over the pier. I’ll keep watch.” After a few minutes she comes to see what’s taking so long, and exclaims, “Hey, you’re pissing into a canoe!” The other snarls back, “F**k you bitch – that’s my reflection!!”
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A man walks into a B.P service station and says to the clerk, “Can a B.P!” The clerk looks at him and says, “I dunno but a fish can fart – I know because I’ve seen bubbles come up to the warter!”
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