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On Thrones

In keeping with the King of Bubis story who gets a new throne built everyday: Instead of throwing these thrones away, the king’s servants store the extra thrones in the attic of his grass shack….since they were worried that during the dry season, they might not get enough rain to grow the tall grasses with which to weave and fashion a new throne. Well, later that year, there was a minor earth tremor, and all those thrones that were saved…

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Urine Sample

One day Mrs. Flanagan feels sickly and goes to the doctor for a look at. The doctor looks her over and says, “Well now, Mrs. Flanagan, I’m perplexed on your condition but if you bring a urine specimen to me in the morning, I can tell exactly what’s wrong.” Mrs. Flanagan went home and said to her husband, “The doctor wants me to bring him a urine specimen in the morning. I don’t know what a urine specimen is, what…

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HUNTING

There were these three guys. An American, a Hispanic, and a Russian. They decided to go hunting. The American went out in the morning and came back with a 10 point buck. The Hispanic asked, “How did you get the deer?” The American answered,” I followed the tracks and boom boom I got this deer. So, the Hispanic went out the following morning and came back to camp with a 14 point buck. The Russian asked, “How did you get…

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