Bronc Jokes

A cowboy applied for an insurance policy. “Have you ever had any accidents?” asked the agent. “Nope,” replied the applicant, “though a bronc did kick in two of my ribs last summer, and a couple of years ago a rattlesnake bit me on the ankle.” “Wouldn’t you call those accidents?” replied the puzzled agent. “Naw,” the cowboy said, “they did it on purpose!”

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When a football team loses, they should at least lose uniquely… The Packers have been boxed up. The Steelers were smelted. The Redskins were thrown off the reservation. The Cowboys got scalped. The Jaguars were poached. The Seahawks got plucked. The Broncos were sent to the glue factory. The Giants fell off the beanstalk. The Dolphins got caught in the tuna net. and finally… The Jets crashed.

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