Breast feeding Jokes

Breast Feeding Again?

The two gossips noticed young Mrs Lottzabazooma in the park. One of them said, “Is that hussy breast-feeding again, right out in public?” “It’s her, right enough,” said the other sticky-nose. “And look, the boy’s at least 16, and not even her son!”

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Advantages of Breast Feeding

Michael, a pre-med student, preferred partying to studying and was not totally prepared for his mid-term exams. He stared at the last question worth 50%: NAME FOUR ADVANTAGES OF BREAST FEEDING 1. No need to buy formula. 2. Cats can’t steal it. 3. Available on demand. He was running out of time and need another advantage. Suddenly it hit him. 4. Comes in attractive containers.

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Signs it’s Time to Stop Breastfeeding!

10. Child can now open your blouse by himself. 9. The kid starts burping up silicone. 8. Child has developed a bad habit of flicking his tongue. 7. The little one keeps slipping dollar bills in your belt. 6. Child demands that you express for his cafe latte. 5. Your birth control pills interfere with his acne medicine. 4. After each session, you both have a smoke. 3. Child invites his friends over for dinner. 2. You feel an uncontrollable…

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10 ways to know if your kid is too old for your milk

These are 10 different ways of knowing that your kid is too old for breast freeding. 10. He can open the blouse himself. 9. While sucking one breast he caresses the other one. 8. He has developed a bad habit of flicking his tongue. 7. He keeps slipping dollar bills in your belt. 6. He uses the milk as a creamer for his coffee. 5. Your birth control pills interfere with his acne medicine. 4. After each feeding he has…

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