Bowling alley Jokes

These are supposedly actual signs. You be the judge. Whether or not they are real, they sure are funny! In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.” On an electrician’s truck, “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a radiator repair shop, “Best place in town to take a leak.” In a nonsmoking area, “If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.” On a maternity room door, “Push, Push,…

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Charles and Christine Benson are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After twenty four hours of driving, they decide to stay overnight in New York, and continue on to Boston in the morning. They check in to the Hilton and go right to bed. As they are checking out the following morning, Mr. Benson is presented a bill for $650. “This is outrageous”, he complains to the Manager. “The room was supposed to be $150.” “Well, Sir,” explains…

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