Blowing bubbles Jokes

No Swimming or Blowing Bubbles

There were three ducks swimming and blowing bubbles in a lake. There was a sign that stated NO SWIMMING OR BLOWING BUBBLES IN THE LAKE. A policeman came by and saw the three ducks and arrested them. When they appeared in court the judge told the first duck to approach the bench and state his name. The first duck said, “My name is Duck.” The judge asked, “What are you in for?” Duck responded, “For swimming and blowing bubbles.” Judge…

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Trial date: 3 pigs are brought before a judge, and are sworn in. The judge asks the first pig… “Why are you in trouble?” The first pig replies, “I was just blowing bubbles in the mud.” He asks the second pig.. “Why are you in trouble?” The second pig replies, “I was just blowing bubbles in the mud.” Finally, he asks the third pig… “Why are you in trouble?” And the third pig replies…. “Well, I’m Bubbles!”

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