Blondes Jokes

Q: Why do blondes like sunroofs? A: More “Leg” room!

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Q: What do you call 4 blondes at the bottom of a swimming pool? A: Air Bubbles

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why are blonde jokes so short? so men can understand them!!!

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why did the blonde burn her ear while ironing? The phone rang!! why did the blonde climb to the roof of the pub? she heard the drinks were on the house!! two blondes on their way to disneyland and they come across a fork in the road. the sign said disneyland left…so they went home!!

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Two blondes lock their keys in their car, so one blonde trys to break in. The other blonde just stands there. Eventually the first blonde says,”I can’t break in!” and the seconed blonde replies, “Well keep trying it looks like its going to rain and the tops down.”

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Two blondes walk into a building… Don’t you think one of them would have seen it?

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She thought maxi pads had wings!

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Why do blondes wear tampons w/ extra long cords? So the crabs can bungee jump, of course!!

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I Know a blonde that was so stupid that….. she called me for my # she spent 20 mins. looking a the O.J. bottle b/c it said “concentrate” she put lipstick on her forehead b/c she wanted to make-up her mind she tried to drown a fish If you gave her a penny 4 her thoughts you’d get change under “education” on her application she put “Hooked On Phonics” If she were to speak her mind she’d be speechless she…

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How come blondes don’t eat very many bananas? A: Because they can’t find the zipper.

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