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why did the blonde burn her ear while ironing? The phone rang!! why did the blonde climb to the roof of the pub? she heard the drinks were on the house!! two blondes on their way to disneyland and they come across a fork in the road. the sign said disneyland left…so they went home!!

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Two Blondes And Car

Two blondes lock their keys in their car, so one blonde trys to break in. The other blonde just stands there. Eventually the first blonde says,”I can’t break in!” and the seconed blonde replies, “Well keep trying it looks like its going to rain and the tops down.”

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Stupid Blondes

I Know a blonde that was so stupid that….. she called me for my # she spent 20 mins. looking a the O.J. bottle b/c it said “concentrate” she put lipstick on her forehead b/c she wanted to make-up her mind she tried to drown a fish If you gave her a penny 4 her thoughts you’d get change under “education” on her application she put “Hooked On Phonics” If she were to speak her mind she’d be speechless she…

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