Blonde joke Jokes

Why are there sooooo many blonde jokes???? A: Because brunettes have nothing better to do on Saturday night.

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What do you call five blondes standing in a row? A wind tunnel. Why do blondes have clear lunch boxes? So they can tell if they are coming or going to work!

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Why was the blonde so happy to finish the puzzle in 4 years. Because the box said years 2-6

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1. What does a blonde’s mother say to her before going out at night? If your not in bed by 10, come home. 2. What’s the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball. 3. What’s the difference between having sex with a blonde and a brunette? You don’t need to give the blonde as much alcohol.

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Why does a blonde use birth control pills? Otherwise, she won’t know what day of the week it is.

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How do you confuse a blonde boy? You put him in a circular room and tell him to pee in the corner. Why do blondes wear underwear? To keep their ankles warm. Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies? Because the sign said, “Seventeen and under not admitted.” What do you call a blonde holding a dollar over her head All you can eat under a buck A dumb blonde and a smart blonde jump off of a roof.…

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A man walks into a pub and sees a 6′ 4″ blonde at the bar he says to her do you want to hear a blonde joke. She turns to him and says look I’m the Ladies World long distance swimming champion and I weigh 13 stone and am not fat my blonde friend over there is the Ladies world weight lifting champion she weighs 16 stone and is not fat and sat next to her is my other blonde…

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What do the Burmuda Triangle and Blondes have in common? They both suck semen.

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