Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
There was a preist and a few nuns riding their bikes to the mass held some miles down the road. They go over a rather small bump and the nuns start giggling. The priest thought nothing of it. They go over a bump just a little bigger than the last; they start laughing a bit harder. This time the preist has a disappointed look on his face but still says nothing. They go over a bump that is much bigger.…
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As you are all aware, the airline industry in which we work has it’s own unique set of terminology. The following are some of the most commonly used terms and their definitions. PASSENGER – A herding creature of widely varying intellect, usually found in pairs or small groups. Often will become vicious and violent in simple and easily rectified situations. When frightened or confused these creatures collect into a group called a “line.” This “line” has no set pattern and…
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Under a leaden sun, two vacationing secretaries were riding bicycles. When they found a cool river by lush green trees, the gals stopped to swim in the only bathing suits they had brought . . . nothing at all! After a refreshing swim, to dry off, they did limbering exercises. Suddenly, the noise of a loud motor was heard, and the nude nymphs jumped behind two of the trees. Thirty seconds later, an Army jeep pulled up alongside the road.…
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During the Cold War many years ago, a young man would ride his bicycle every day from Italy up to the check-point at the Yugoslav border where he would be questioned by the uniformed border-guard. “Where are you going today, Capitalist Scumbag?” asked the guard. “To visit my mother, Sir.” “Step inside. You will be searched,” ordered the guard. The young man was thoroughly searched and released, but the guard remained suspicious. This routine was repeated every day for several…
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Kelvin comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, “What’s in the bags?” “Sand,” answered Kelvin. The guard says, “We’ll just see about that. Get off the bike.” The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains Kelvin overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but…
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