Best deals Jokes

The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business, much like own, opened up right next door to him and erected a huge sign which read, “BEST DEALS.” He was even more horrified when another competitor opened up one on his right and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading, “LOWEST PRICES.” The shopkeeper started to panic, until he got this idea…..He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop, and it read…………”MAIN ENTRANCE.”

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One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national pager company. He deals with the usual complaints regarding poor pager operation, as well as the occasional prank caller demanding to be paged less often, more often, or by more interesting people. The best call came from a man who repeatedly complained that he was being paged by “Lucille.” He was instructed that he would have to call her and tell her to stop paging him.…

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