Baby cries Jokes

New Mother

With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65-year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family. When they ask to see the baby, the 65-year old mother says, “Not Yet.” A little while later they ask to see the baby again…and once more the mother says, “Not Yet!”. Finally one of the anxious relatives says, “Well then… when can we see the baby?!?”. And the elderly mother says,…

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yo mamma

yo mamma was so ugly as a baby that when she was born your mother said “Oh what a treasure!” and your father said “Yeah, let’s go bury it.” yo mamma’s teeth are so big she looks like a beaver with big tits. yo mamma’s so skinny her nipples touch. yo mamma’s so crossed eyed when she cries tears roll down the bitch’s back. yo mamma’s so stupid she thought TACO BELL was a phone company.

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