Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
A very wealthy man went to an auction to realize he was just in time to bid for the next item, a talking parrot. This man started the bidding at $1,000. He heard a bid for a total of $5,000, and he finally made a bid for $10,000, which was the final bid. When he came to pick up the parrot, he asked if it could really talk. The answer was: “Sure, who do you think was bidding against you?”
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A couple takes advantage of a beautiful Sunday afternoon to attend an auctioning off of bulls. The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off: “A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year.” The wife nudges her husband in the ribs and comments, “See! That was more than 5 times a month!” The second bull is to be sold: “Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year.” Again, the wife bugs her…
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Bidding for various objects was proceeding furiously, when the auctioneer suddenly announced, “A gentleman in this room has lost a wallet containing $10,000. If it is returned, he will pay a reward of $2,000.” There was a moment’s silence, and then from the back of the room came the cry: “Two Thousand Five Hundred!!!”
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