Astronomy Jokes

Hidden Meanings

Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can`t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love, Your $on The Reply: ———- Dear Son, I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge…

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Deep Thinkers

A theologian and an astronomer were talking one day. The astronomer said that, after reading widely in the field of religion, he had concluded that all religions could be summed up in a single phrase: “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you,” he said, with a bit of smugness, thinking that HIS field is so much more complex. After a brief pause, the theologian replied that, after reading widely in the area of astronomy, he had…

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Family Letters

Dear dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can’t think of anything I need, $o if you like you can $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love, Your $on. ***************************************** Dear son, I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even a hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task,…

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