Appleby Jokes

GOOD NEWS

A lovely blonde had just had a complete physical after having missed two consecutive menstrual periods. “Well, Mrs. Appleby,” smiled her doctor. “I have good news for you.” “Wait, Doctor,” she interrupted. “It’s not MRS. Appleby…it’s MISS Appleby.” “Oh,” said the doctor. “In that case, Miss Appleby, I have bad news for you.”

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BLONDE VISITS DOCTOR

“What seems to be the problem, Miss Appleby?” inquired the doctor. “Look at my ears, doc. They’re both burnt.” “My lord, how did that happen?” “I was ironing when the phone rang, but I mistakenly put my ear to the iron instead of the phone.” “How awful, but what about the other ear?” “The bastard called back.”

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Itchy Blonde

A lovely blonde woke up one morning with a burning itch between her legs. She went to the clinic immediately. After she was examined, the doctor gave her his diagnosis. “Miss Appleby, you have acute vaginitis”. She smiled demurely. “Why thank you, Doctor.”

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