American mothers Jokes

points to ponder

these are some different points to ponder: 1. I still miss my ex….but my aim is getting better 2. I want to die asleep like my grandfather….not screaming like the passengers in his car. 3. If women can have pms, men can have espn. 4. If American mothers feed their children with small forks and knives, what do Chinese mothers use….perhaps toothpicks?? 5. 5 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions.

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Kosher Jokes

1) What did the waiter ask the group of dining Jewish mothers? “Is ANYTHING all right?” 2) Where does a Jewish husband hide money from his wife? Under the vacuum cleaner. 3) How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb? (Sigh) Don’t bother, I’ll sit in the dark, I don’t want to be a nuisance to anybody. 4) Sam Levy was driving down the road, gets pulled over by a policeman. Walking up to Sam’s car,…

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Women are from Venus?

Remember the book Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus? Well, here is a prime example offered by an English professor at Southern Methodist University, English 44A, SMU, Creative Writing, Prof. Miller. __________________________________ In-class Assignment for Wednesday: Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. One of you will then write the first paragraph of a…

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