Am radio Jokes

Radiohead Trades Cryptic Lyrics for Consumer Advice, Begs Fans: ‘Don’t Get Scammed!’

Radiohead, usually known for their profound, often melancholic, musical journeys, have apparently traded their cryptic lyrics for some very direct consumer advice. ? The band is urging fans to avoid those dodgy secondary ticket sites where a whopping 1,000+ potentially fraudulent tickets for their upcoming shows have been discovered. It seems even rock legends aren’t immune to the mundane horrors of ticket scalping! ? Read more: radiohead condemn exploitative touts and resale sites ahead of tour

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Top Ten Signs Your Amish Teen is in Trouble:

Top Ten Signs Your Amish Teen is in Trouble: 10. Sometimes stays in bed til after 6 am. 9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets. 8. Shows up at barn raisings in full “Kiss” makeup. 7. When you criticize him, he yells, “Thou stinketh!” 6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by “Jeb Daddy.” 5. Defiantly says, “If I had a radio, I’d listen to rap.” 4. You come upon his secret stash of…

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Ambitious Ensign

A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of duty when he was given an opportunity to display his ability at getting the ship under way. With a stream of crisp commands, he had the decks buzzing with men, and soon the ship had left port and was steaming out of the channel. The ensign’s efficieny had been remarkable! In fact the deck was abuzz with talk that he had set a new record for getting a destroyer…

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the camper

This is a True Story excerpted from a local radio interview: The female newscaster is interviewing the leader of a youth club: Interviewer: “So, Mr. Jones, what are you going to do with these children on this adventure holiday?” Mr. Jones: “We’re going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.” Interviewer: “Shooting! That’s a bit irresponsible, isn’t it?” Mr. Jones: “I don’t see why, they’ll be properly supervised on the range.” Interviewer: “Don’t you admit that this is a…

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A Local Radio Station Contest

A local radio station, WINO, is running a competition to find contestants who can come up with words that are not found in any English Dictionary yet can still use these words in a sentence that will make logical sense; the prize being a trip for two to Bali for a week. The DJ, Sam, has many callers, the following two standing out: DJ : WINO, what’s your name? Caller: Hi, my name’s Dave. DJ: Dave, what is your word?…

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Yo mama sooooo FAT

Yo mama so fat, her cereal boal comes with a lifeguard. Yo mama so fat, her picture takes two frames. Yo mama so fat, when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 10 years! Yo mama so fat, whether she lays down or stands up her height is the same! Yo mama so fat, when she hauls ass she needs volunteers! Yo mama so fat, if ya yell “KOOL AID” she comes crashing through the…

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Whole Lotta Yo Mama

SO BIG Yo mama’s so big, that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step. Yo mama’s so big, her belly button’s got an echo. Yo mama’s so big, she can’t wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back. Yo mama’s so big, she rollerskates on busses. Yo mama’s so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers. Yo mama’s so big, she uses a jungle gym for a walker. Yo mama’s so big, she uses bowling…

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Blonde hockey team

Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her a month to realize she could play it at night. What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey Team? They drowned in spring training. What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? “Look! They spelled MACY’S wrong.”

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Breakfast Radio

This story occurred on Melbourne radio. One of the FM stations had a competition where they ring someone up, ask them three personal questions, ring their spouse or partner, ask them the same three questions, if the answers are the same, the couple win a holiday to Bali. The competition went like this: Presenter: Gidday its XXX-FM, do you want to play the game ? Brian: Yeah, sure. Presenter: O.K., Question 1 – When was the last time you had…

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