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It was lying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin. I slid it between my fingers until I got to the end of it. It became firm in my hand. I was turning it on. The end was wet. Then it got very hard and began gushing out of the tip. So I took the garden hose and watered all my flowers. (Well, just what did you THINK I was talking about!)

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