Steps in It!
A lawyer is walking down the street, and he accidentally steps in a pile of dog mess. A few seconds later, he happens to be looking down at his fee, and he notices is dripping from his shoes. He screams, “AAAHHHH! I’M MELTING!”
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
Laugh for Fun - Funny, Blonde, Dirty, Women, Yo Mama Jokes
A lawyer is walking down the street, and he accidentally steps in a pile of dog mess. A few seconds later, he happens to be looking down at his fee, and he notices is dripping from his shoes. He screams, “AAAHHHH! I’M MELTING!”
On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud husband says, “My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe.” The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. “Oh, oh, aaahhh,” he exclaims. “My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture.” Puzzled she asks, “MY picture?” He answers, “Yes my…