Blondes in a Pool
Q: What do you call 4 blondes at the bottom of a swimming pool? A: Air Bubbles
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4 blondes Jokes
Stupid Blondes
I Know a blonde that was so stupid that….. she called me for my # she spent 20 mins. looking a the O.J. bottle b/c it said “concentrate” she put lipstick on her forehead b/c she wanted to make-up her mind she tried to drown a fish If you gave her a penny 4 her thoughts you’d get change under “education” on her application she put “Hooked On Phonics” If she were to speak her mind she’d be speechless she…
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upside down Blondes
Q: What do you call 24 blondes upside down in a cardboard box? A: A case of slits
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Blonde Jokes… A List
How do you confuse a blonde boy? You put him in a circular room and tell him to pee in the corner. Why do blondes wear underwear? To keep their ankles warm. Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies? Because the sign said, “Seventeen and under not admitted.” What do you call a blonde holding a dollar over her head All you can eat under a buck A dumb blonde and a smart blonde jump off of a roof.…
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Eternity
Q: What is the definition of eternity? A: 4 blondes at a 4-way stop.
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Numerous Blonde Q&A
Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer? A. The joystick is wet. Q. What do a screen door and a blonde have in common? A. The more you bang it the looser it gets. Q. What do you call a zit on a blondes ass? A. A brain tumor. Q. What is a blondes cheer? A. “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B.L.O.N…. oh well, I’m blonde, I’m blonde, yea, yea, yea! Q. Why do…
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7 blonde jokes!!!
1) Two blondes were driving to Disneyland, when they saw a sign that read, “Disneyland Left” so they turned around and went home. 2) How do you measure a blonde’s IQ? With a tire gauge! 3) Why did the blonde climb the glass wall? To see what was on the other side!! 4)A smart blonde, a dumb blonde, Santa Claus and the Easter bunny were walking along when the saw a $100. Who got the money? The dumb blonde because…
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Some things to consider….
If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy? Hard work will pay off later. Laziness pays off now! If only women came with pull-down menus and on-line help. When blondes have more fun, do they know it? What happens if you get scared half to death twice? The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson. Four out of five people think the fifth is an idiot. Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking? A hangover is…
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51 Days
A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large table. The corks are popped, the glasses are filled and they begin toasting and chanting, “51 days, 51 days, 51 days!” Soon, three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks and the chanting grows.…
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TONS of Blonde Jokes
1: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A mental block! 2: What do you say to a blonde that won’t give in? “Have another beer.” 3: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? “Daddy! I want to go to Miami 4: Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, a smart blonde, and a dumb blonde are walking down the street. They spot a $100 on the ground. Who gets it? Nobody. The first four don’t exist and the…
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