Pharmacy Humor (facts)

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I work at a pharmacy in Alabama. The following are actual encounters I have had:

1.A woman comes in wanting to know why her spermacidal jelly did not work and she ended up pregnant. When we asked how she was using it she replied, “I have eaten the jelly on my toast every morning for the last month!”

2.Another woman came in complaining that she was pregnant. We looked on her profile and noticed she had been getting birth control pills for the last 3 months. When we asked her if she had been taking them regularly she replied, “The pills made me nauseated so I let my husband take them.”

3.The next birth control problem we had come in the store was because a woman had been vaginally inserting the tablets.

4.A lady picks up Amoxil Suspension (a liquid antibiotic) for her son’s ear infection. She came back complaining that his ear infection was worse even though she had poured exactly 1 teaspoonful 3 times a day into his ear.

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