monkey baby
(2 votes, average: 5 out of 5)
Loading ...One afternoon, a woman is getting on a bus with her newborn baby. The bus driver looks at the lady and replies, “Damn, Woman, that’s the ugliest baby I have ever seen in my entire life!!!”
The woman, somewhat distraught, proceeds to the back of the bus, where she is questioned by a fellow rider. “Why do you look so down?” asked the man.
The woman begins to tell the man about the bus driver and the rude comment he had made. The man, shocked and bewildered, tells the woman that she shouldn’t stand for that and that she should go and give the bus driver a piece of her mind.
The woman, realizing the man was right, decides she would do just that. As she begins to walk back up the aisle, the man yelled, “Here, let me hold that monkey for you!”