His and Her Directions

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Have you ever wondered how the female mind works as compared to the male mind? Yes Male minds are simple.

HER DIRECTIONS:

80….(SF)….just after the weight station near cordelia(i think) will be an exit for 14…Sonoma and Napa….take it…..follow it all the way thru…..till you end up in fairfield…there is a signal next to…a Beer joint i think it is….i don’t know…but you merge to the right which turns into a lil 2 lane freeway dealy….go thru the signal…go over the bridge thing…. then when you get to the next signal….make a left to go to death vally….you’ll be on Carneros Hwy….then you will come to a sort of dead end with a blinking red light….turn right….the road will give you a choice to go straight or veer right…..VEER RIGHT. stay on this road till you see a buncha power stuff…ya know, those big metal thingamajigs….there will be a stop sign…you can either go straight or turn right on Lincoln …well…turn right.. ..follow that to the end….its kinda a long way….you will hit old bluewood hwy….turn right on old bluewood…..follow it down…past the 8ball (a bar that will show up on the right) which is in cotati….stay on this road and just get on the freeway….you will pass an exit….then just get off at Wilfred Ave….just off the offramp there is a signal….turn left…then go straight thru the next one and under the overpass….go straight…..you will see pep boys straight in front of you. you can chill there if you want or go to wal mart, which you can’t miss….it’s in the same parking lot with home depot and arby’s

HIS DIRECTIONS:
80 West
Exit 14
Exit 121 (Left at Light)
Exit 116 (Veer right)
RT Lincoln Road
RT Old bluewood
RT Myrtle
RT Lancster
RT Lassen St

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