Expensive Martinis

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Old Joe walked into a bar and began ordering martini after martini. After each drink, he removed the olives and placed them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks were consumed, Joe got up to leave.

“S’cuse me,” said the bartender. “What was that all about?”

“Nothing,” answered Joe. “My wife just sent me out for a jar of olives.”

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