Drunken Excuses
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Loading ...There was a cop that had pulled a man over when he appeared to be drinking and driving. The cop told him that he was going to have to take a breathalyzer test and the man replied “I can’t do that, I have asthma and can’t hardly breath anyway.
The cop said “Well, I guess we will have to go down to the station and get some blood drawn”.
The man said “No, I can’t do that, I am anemia and have to have a blood transfusion every week”.
The cop said “Well sir, you need to step out of the car and walk this white line.”
The man said “I can’t do that, I’m too drunk to stand up.”